So you flash back in time to when Moses was writing about Adam and Eve, how...

[Uncle Wayne]

...might you enlighten him?
Dear Altair, Good point. Generically, they were called "campfire chats".

 

[phrog]

be specific in detail - not allegorical or metaphorical
you're a relayer of info - not a writer....if you leave any room for it to be messed up in interpretation - it will be.

 

[Altair 1]

I would have advised him to re-read his writings. His plagiarism of the writings of the Sumerians was not complete.

 

[Wren]

I think first off it would have to be KISS --Keep It Simple Stupid

Beyond that, I would have to tell him that no matter what he writes...some are going to believe it, some are not...and there is going to be a LOT of fighting over it. Perhaps I would suggest he not write it at all.

 

[Jen]

"DON'T EAT THAAAAAAAAAAAT!"

And then I would do a running tackle at Eve, knocking the apple out of her hand.