So my girlfriend comes downstairs at like 3:00AM this morning...v.Harrypotter

[Mrs.Tucker]

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[La Reina Gal]

Shave your head, paint your face white, and wake her up in 2 hours going RAERKGLLERLGERKERKERekrr

 

[Kyleee]

did he stick his wand in her?

 

[CanadianDreamer]

BAHAHAH This thread is 100% true.

Oh, and you guys don't want pics, she's over 20 and not a supermodel

 

[Ds234]

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[~*~ BJ ~*~]

see, girls like assholes

 

[Mr Sexy Soulpatch Man]

well now you need to buy a wizard hat

 

[El Odio 4.0]

harry twatter?

 

[zeltcin14]

did you have anal with her disorientated ass???

 

[fishcantswim]

you should honestly put on a robe and wizard hat tonight after she goes to sleep.. then sleep in it.. so when she wakes up she thinks shes still dreaming

 

[rhonda_gail]

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[Kunmui]

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[Geist des Blitzes]

she has aids

 

[SteelPulse]

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[MountaineerMan7]

I just pictured this and almost fucking died laughing

 

[Desarae A]

someone pm me spoilers so i can ruin the book

 

[xxxAuraxxx]

i laughed out loud...

 

[Laura-Chicago]

Voldemort is black

 

[Midnight-Rain]

this is exactly what i was thinking

 

[joey boi]

i'm not a nerd and have no fucking clue what you're talking about

so, this is not funny to me