So me and Jamarcus Russell were going to an all you can eat buffet the other day?

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Johnny

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But while I was driving we came to a bridge and the weight limit was 2,000 pounds. So I told Jamarcus that he had to get out of my car and now he is angry at me. What can I do to make him feel better
 
Well, you should contact the city you were driving through, and tell them that a bridge with a weight limit of 2,000 pounds is FAR too flimsy. Considering the average car weighs approximately 3,000 pounds, they should probably up the limit a little bit.

Another thing you could do that may make him feel a bit better is lose some weight. Seeing as he weighs in at around 260 pounds, you must be a fat-ass if you're exceeding the limit and it's not caused by the vehicle.
 
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