So lets say that I was having a chat with Jesus...?

[I Wuv You Wots]

and Jesus reached right over the table and threw my iced tea in my face. Do you think I should hit him? I mean, he's asking for it, right?

 

[Fed up with the crap here]

You should never have said "my daddy can beat up your daddy!"

 

[The best of Jerry]

..........................................................................No brains, no power, no future.


No hope.



No God.


The only thing
you believe in is me.


What are you
if you don't have me?


I'm not afraid, see?


I come in every night, make my case,
make my point, say what I believe in!


tell you what you are.
I have to. I have no choice.


You frighten me.


I come here every night, tear into
you, I abuse you, I insult you,


and you just keep
coming back for more.



What's wrong with you?
Why do you keep calling?


I don't wanna hear it anymore.
Stop talking!


Go away!

 

[SiLeNce the AffLictioN]

You silly kitten, didn't I tell you to go to bed? Now, go to bed before I spray you with water! Bad girl!

 

[shattersixx]

He was definitely asking for it. Now, rub his nose in the iced tea he spilled, call him a "bad boy", and watch while he licks the remainder from the floor.

 

[SiLeNce the AffLictioN]

You silly kitten, didn't I tell you to go to bed? Now, go to bed before I spray you with water! Bad girl!

 

[Steam Punk Conservative]

Your hand shall dry and turn to dust before you can even think about it...

Jesus has magickal powers that He can use against heathen domestic pets like you...

 

[The Guy]

Totally asking for it. I think you did the right thing.