So I sat out with my cousin while he waited in line for a Wii...

Khurram Shahzad

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...and my god it smelled HORRIBLE.

- 4 guys haven't showered in days, especially due to being in line for 2 days.
- One guy next to us kept talking to himself and to his DS while singing the Pokemon theme.
- 3 retards tried to cut THE FIRST PLACE IN LINE.
- Every mom that had been waiting in line wanted to kill those 3 retards
- After everyone received their tickets, the 2nd-in-line nerd proclaimed to the crowd some shit like "my friends, we are about to witness history in the making. this is not just a mere paper... NO! THIS is the beginning.... of a REVOLUTION" I felt embarrased for all of us..
- Right after receiving our tickets, a super nerd in a shitty yellow H3 drove by waving his Wii box and honking his horn. I bet he gets laid all the time.

Finally got into Target at 8 am, and my cousin claimed his 1 out of 117 consoles.
The Wii is fun, A++++ will strain my arm again. I'm going to bed
 
i brought him food, but i decided to hang around anyway. he didn't know anyone else. if i had the money, i'd have tossed myself in line for one, but i had just bought a 360.

and i'm better than all of them because i don't fall under any of what i just listed
 
lol we drove by the local target last night & there was about 70 people waiting on line. it was so cold too. thank god we pre ordered ours
 
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