So I have mono...

At this point, you have two options: continue posting dumb fuck one liners and be cock farmed or you can begin posting interesting stuff that goes inline with the forum rules and maintain your posting priviledges.

Flaming is only allowed in bait and tackle.
 
Hah I remember having mono about 2 years ago. Got it right before christmas thanks to my whale of an ex girlfriend who was, to put it as nicely as possible, a whore. People never drink or eat peoples' food who you think are whores and/or just look plain creepy. In all seriousness though it killed my christmas and once it got out to people in school I had mono a few weeks before, trying to get girls was harder then trying to find a tootsie roll in a big pile of shit.
 
Im actualyl feeling pretty good now...

It wasnt too bad at all, just took a week off work and spent it being uncomfortable, tired and bored.

But I'm back to work and it's all gravy now. :D
 
How hard exactly is it, to find a tootsie roll in a pile of shit?

Mono sucks, my cousins, brother in law's step-daughters' first collage room mate had it, it sounded pretty bad
 
man you left yourself wide open on this one. no matter how hard you try to explain yourself noone will accept that you got it from drinking after your sis
 
i almost got it. i had a very nice date with my girlfriend at the time and then sahe called me 3 days later telling me she had mono. the next week i had the worst headache of my life and went home from school. then i got better. i guess i have a really good immune system. i hardly ever get sick.
 
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