So I got a ticket last night.

[jbond8035]

Yeah but traffic and parking tickets are way different. Parking tickets are usually issued by city workers, not cops.

 

[djtragik951]

Ah, I see. I have never had a parking ticket.

 

[Kelly ♥]

My mistake, thanks for the info, Uber.

 

[lastworkerbee]

I have never paid one. I got one, but I was about to move across country. I doubted they'd pick me up in Oklahoma for a parking ticket issued in Seattle. Take that, Emerald City!

 

[felipe g]

Yeah, about the worst they can do is revoke your registration. Oh noes... the state I don't live in any more says they won't issue me a license plate... whatever will I do. Oh yeah, go get a plate from my new state.

 

[bryndan]

Truth.



Butthole.



You're forgiven.



Other cops think otherwise.

 

[Gffghfgh]

Hahaha, I had to park in the same spot today and didn't get a ticket. Fucking pigs.

 

[Summer Rain]

Do manboobs count? Shit man, I'm in the money if they do...

 

[Josh Forester]

No. Forsake the cake.