Wow,where to begin
-At age 4, ran around in circles at Disneyland until i fell and headbutted a fence with a very sharp edge.Three stitches and some sweet free shit from Disneyland
-At age 6, pushed my sister off a generator she was standing on landing her forehead squarely on a railing
-At age 8, couldn't find the light switch in the bathroom of some family i was bunking with. Decided to start peeing until i heard water. Did not hear water for a while. Bathroom looked like a modern art disaster, i presume
-At age 10, exposed myself to a number of partygoers because i assumed i could change near the pool and my shirt would cover my genitals. It did not
-At age 13, I ran around trying to do rollerblade tricks-with shoes. 5 stitches and having to explain how one grinds with no real knowledge of rollerblading everytime someone asked
-At age 15, pulled a firecracker prank during open house and made a break for it towards where the area where the teachers were. With the remaining firecracker in my pocket for them to find
-At age 16, numerous inicidents concerning heavy drinking including public urination off balconies, exposure, drunken disorderly behavior, acrobatics and confused weeping.Some of it is floating around youtube
-At age 20, joined WTF.com
I was doing so well
Will update list as new ones emerge from my disoriented and frequently bruised brain