So, heres a thread on personal stupidity.

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malibu420allday

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You are to list ANY stupid thing you've done in your life that has nearly cost you, or another's life. I'll start, do to I did something excruciatingly stupid today.

I was home and pissed, and decided to just jack up my ipod, and listen to music while I cleaned. I got to the Bathroom, so I dump a bit of bleach onto the shower floor to let it suck for a little bit. Well, I get to the rest of the bathroom with an Ammonia based product. Fumes where burning my eyes, but I thought that was simply not being around the products for a while. Well, I get to the shower. I don't put anything else in it, but I do unwittingly, start to rub down the floor with the Ammonia soaked rag.

After a minute or two, my eyes burned to all hell and I couldn't see, and I also couldn't stop coughing and breath. I thought I was going to die for sure, but luckily for my sake, my brother got home and heard my coughing! He saw the bottles and put two and two together and dragged me out into the hallway and set up a fan to keep the fumes back while I breathed a little. THANK YOU TYLER! I LOVE YOU LITTLE BROTHER! You save me so I can die another day ya little lovable bastard!

Your turn guys.
 
Thread fixed. Also any intentional endangerments of others life's, BUT ONLY if the statue of limitations is over done for said crime please. I won't be called the WTF snitch!
 
Played a pretty fun game as a kid:

Step 1) Tape a small rock to the firing pin of a shotgun shell

Step 2) Stand in a circle

Step 3) Throw shell high into air

Step 4) Run like hell

There was nothing else to do in a small town, and no one ever got seriously hurt. :happysad:
 
I was alone at home and was quite pissed off..
And I saw online that "natural" way to get high by just breathing in a special way. I though to my self "wtf let's try it".
Later on I woke up, found myself lying on what's left from a small table I crushed when I appearently fainted. Having no idea of what happened, I went to the computer, and then I saw that article about "How to get high naturally.."
~"FUCK!"~

Definitely gotta say it was REALLY stupid. Not only doing it, but also doing it alone without a watcher...
 
I walked up to a new born calf in the middle of the pasture because I assumed all the cows were "tame" since my grandpa could walk up to them all and pet them. Seen him do it tons of times. My little sister seen what I was doing and said, "You really don't want to do that!" About that time, the calf's mommy started in a dead run for me.

It was summer time and I had flip flops on. Do you know how hard it is to run in flip flops in a pasture? My sister took a nose dive under the fence while I was running in circles trying to make the cow dizzy then hollers for me to hurl myself under the fence.

Apparently, my circle running did indeed work because the cow did stop chasing me long enough for me to hurriedly dive under the fence and take out one of the posts with my head.


Note: I was 12 at the time.
 
Um... Hm. Drugs kill. Just like lack of air. But good job for realizing it's stupid mate.

And Lioness... Thats an oh shit moment indeed!
 
When I was about 20 I was riding my bike when this jackass decided to turn on the street infront of me with no blinker so to avoid hitting him i turned sharply and went straight into a fire hydrant. i went up and over the handle bars nd the handle bar went into my leg and missed the artery by mere millimeters
 
That would suck to all hell, I've had something like that almost happen but your disqualified. Sounds like the drivers stupidity over yours ;D. But was your artery even scratched? I'm sure that hurt like a bitch.
 
I don't remember this, but my whole family swears it's true: When I was four, my father took my brothers and I to an exotic animal exhibit thingy, and some shithead left the cover off of a tank full of pirahnas. A tank which happened to be low enough for a four year old to gain access to it.

So I stick my left hand into the tank and watch as all the wittle fishies swim up to say hello. My brother Zak pulled my hand out at the last second before they could dig in.

I'm not sure if that's life threatening or not, but definitely stupid.
 
You could easily bleed out I guess?


I accidentally ate peanuts and/or peanut based products.

Several times.

This puts me in the hospital, and I would die without medical attention. Does this count?
 
In my defense, though, I challenge you to find a chocolate product that doesn't say "may contain peanuts" or some variation thereof on it.
 
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