Snake owners and pet rats

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Caral

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Shit...Okay people, I have switched sides.

I'm probobly going to have baby rats now, because I put one of the boys in the girls cage by accident, and one of the girls was in heat. Now I am going to have babies. Shit.


Anyway, my rats are very inbred...to the point where they have health problems. One of my rats is a dwarf, and they have skin conditions, balding, and other shit. Each and evry one of them has a bad temperment (for a rat) and they BITE...or at least try to, every once and a while, or whenever you stick you fingers in the cage. For the record, it is ABNORMAL for ANY pet rat to bite, even if you are torturing it. Rats with good temperment do NOT bite you when they have babies, but will let you pick up the babies, and the mother will let you pick her up. They also will not kill the babies when you pick them up.

But when Debbie had babies...oh...that bitch. She would attack anyone who came to the cage. I couldn't hold Reggie and Reggie became depressed because no one would take her out, not to mention that Debbie would attack Reggie when she got close to the babies. For the record, it is also abnormal for female rats to fight. These rats are fucked up, and they do not make the best of pets.

In short, I WILL be selling the babies as snake food...If they were decent rats, then I would not. I am actually waiting for these rats to pass away so I can get back to the good old days of having rats that actually make good pets. This has been building for a while, and I'm glad I finally got it out.

I don't want to be stuck with these inbred rats again...They are pissing me off.
 
It's simple. Let your friend have the ones that are defective. Sounds mean but when you think about it, that would more closely mimic nature. Natural selection. The weak or sick ones would die or be caught by predators more easily than the healthy ones. No guilt.
 
pandas favorite toon.....Fuck dude my sister did'nt even like the Snorks lame. Should'a said G.I.JOE.....Every one wanted to be a "REAL AMERICAN HERO" cept panda you were a pretty little snork..... :cheerldr:
 
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I really like the edited G.I. Joe cartoons on eBaums World...

EDIT: LMFAO! HOW DID I MISS THAT TYPO?! I SPELLED "JOE" like "JOW!"
 
Snorks are like a lame rip-off of the Smurfs: Cute(ish), small, high-pitched, annoying. The only differences are the adaptations for underwater life... Well, underwater life is a difference too, heh.
 
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