Since the beginning of civilization, what do you suppose is the most common...

[Uncle Goth this Sunday]

...lie ever told?
(((Irkt))) -- Yes on

" Wear our goth avatars this Sunday"

 

[Wayf]

You can trust me.

 

[I Am Goddess]

The word "no."

It can be used in endless contexts.

 

[Chosen]

I DIDN'T DO IT !! CHECKS IN THE MAIL...

 

[the chosen one]

Life evolved on Earth without any Divine intervention.

 

[shay m]

Yes, honey, the sex was great.

 

[jack]

I promise i wont come!

 

[Earl L]

i didnt do it.

 

[tincan62]

i cant get pregnent

 

[dawn®]

i didnt do it either ...

 

[Cindy]

Yes of course it's your baby!

 

[Naimov]

No you don't look fat.

 

[M2 Sarcophilus harrisii]

No, Dear, that frock, dress, robe doesn't make you look fat.

 

[irkt]

You look GOOD with black eye-liner!

(See you on GothSunday?)

 

[Pangloss- Ancora Imparo]

"You're the first" or "Don't worry. It happens to everyone".

 

[RedQueen]

Not tonight, dear. I have a headache.

 

[Doctor Horrible]

No honey, it's plenty big.

 

[rebecca]

It's not you, it's me.