Since combat is mostly about sex, aren't you glad Obama has finally fixed the Army?

[Fakename]

I am so glad Obama has fixed thousands of years of military tradition.
Since any sex is against the rules of the Army while on duty, and there is no free speech other than the ability to say that you are gay, I think we will finally be able to defeat our enemies.
Don, We agree that the issue will never come up.

 

[Don B]

If you EVER end up in a WAR

you won't give a crap about the sexual orientation of the person fighting WITH you