Simpsons quote of the day

Homer: "OK, so we need a name for our border patrol. Any suggestions?"

Cletus: "How about 'The Klan'?"

Homer: "Well, there are no bad ideas, but keep trying."

Cletus: "The Nazis?"

Homer: "Actually, maybe someone else should think of our name."
 
Homer and Bart are in the local video hire store watching the trailer for the latest "McBain" film.
As the trailer finishes, the assistant (Squeaky-Voiced Teen) says "Do you want to rent the film, sir ?"
Homer : "Why should I ? I've just seen the best parts !" :D
 
Ralph: "Hi, Principal Skinner! Hi, Super Nintendo Chalmers!":p

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Ralph again when he wins 1st prize at school for his Star Wars collection of action figures.

Skipping? down the road, collection in hand.

Ralph: "I beat the smart kiRAB! I beat the smart kiRAB!"

Trips over and falls onto his collection

Ralph: "I bent my wookie.";):D
 
Bleeding Gums Murphy to Lisa

"You see Lisa blues music isn't about making you feel happy, its about making everyone else feel worse" BGM has got a point
 
I don't watch Simpsons much, but Ralph in the classroom is always my favourite.
Two off the top of my head (not word perfect)

1: (Mrs. Crabapple has just come back from handing something around to the class)
Teacher: Now class, with your red crayon.... Yes Ralph?
(Cut to Ralph with a very red mouth.)
Ralph: I didn't get a red crayon!

2:
(Same set up as before...)
Teacher: Now class, take your glue... Yes Ralph?
Ralph: (With his head on the desk) I didn't get any glue....

Both technically the same joke (there may have been more of them) but I love them!
 
Brilliant. ( aint no animal alive that can catch a greased David Millar or Hannah Miley whhoo hoo )

There was a whole heap of quotes when Homer tried to buy a gun. ( the application terms ..)

But when he was told he would have to wait...." But I'm MAD now ...!!!!! "
 
And then when he's rescued Lovejoy observes that people from various religions (Homer having dumpred them all) teamed up to save him:

Lovejoy: "Christian" looking at Flanders "Jew" looking at Krusty, "and ...err....." looking at Apu "miscellaneous".

Apu - indignant: "Hindu...... there are 500,000,000 of us!"

Lovejoy: "Well that's super."
 
Beekeeper 1: Well, sure is quiet in here today.
Beekeeper 2: Yes, a little too quiet, if you know what I mean.
Beekeeper 1: Hmm... I'm afraid I don't.
Beekeeper 2: You see, bees usually make a lot of noise. No noise - suggests no bees!
Beekeeper 1: Oh, I understand now.
[a bee flies by]
Beekeeper 1: Oh look, there goes one now.
Beekeeper 2: To the Beemobile!
Beekeeper 1: You mean your Chevy?
Beekeeper 2: [pause] Yes.
 
Bart is listening to the radio in class...

Talkshow host: "...and I'm going to make it my personal mission to make sure Bob (Sideshow Bob) is set free!"

Bart: "NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!"

Ms. Krebappal: "Well, despite Bart's objection, the people of South Africa can now vote in free democratic elections."
 
"The Mysterious Voyage Of Homer" at the Chilli competition :
Homer says to Chief Wiggum : "Don't give up your day job", then sarcastically "Whatever THAT is !" :D
 
Another WolfCastle one

Being interviewed by an appalled film critic who's just sat through his latest film....

"How do you sleep at night?"

"On top of a big pile of money with many beautiful women!"

:D
 
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