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A Kent Brockman quote from the same epsiode

Kent Brockman:

A new mood is in the air in Springfield, as refreshing as a pre-moistened towelette. Folks are finally accepting their feelings and really communicating with no holding back. And this reporter thinks it's about *beep*ing time!
 
It cracks me up in the episode where Bart wins an elephant, and Homer refers to it as a 'fiesty feline'. :D Lisa says 'that's a cat' and Homer replies 'no sweetie, it's an elephant!' Love it, and I actually refer to one of my cats as a fiesty feline because of it!! :D
 
Homer (trying to get a drink at Moe's having been banned): "I'm not Homer. I'm Joey Jojo Junior Shabadoo."

Moe: "That's the worst name I've ever heard."

Man runs from Bar, crying

Barney: "Hey, Joey Jo Jo.............!"

Duff Man on getting fired:

"I'll no longer be Duff Man. I'll just be plain old 'Barry Duffman'....."
 
Need more milhouse lol :D

Band: lisa likes nelson
Milhouse: She does not!
Band: milhouse likes lisa
Janey: he does not!
Band: janey likes milhouse
Uter: she does not!
Band: uter likes milhouse
Mr. Largo; NOBODY LIKES MILHOUSE!
 
Best 'line' in that episode - from Cecil

"Maris?"

You know of what I speak.

Also, when cousin Merle is upset at the concreting of Zeke - their smellhound.

Bob - annoyed: "Oh cousin Merle!!!!"

Cecil: "Now now. You know Merle ' 'ain't been quite right lately'.
 
:DAt the risk of ending up posting the whole script - Krusty's "Johnny Cash" impersonation in the first prison scene.

I slugged some jerk in Tahoe.
They gave me one to three.
My high-priced lawyer sprung me
On a technicality.
I'm just visiting Springfield PrisonI
I get to sleep at home tonight.
 
"If the Bible has tought use anything.....which it hasn't.....it's that girls should stick to girl sports, like hot oil wrestling, foxy boxing, and such and such"

Best comedy quote ever IMO from Lisa on Ice :D
 
Homer's two Police Academy digs (probably not word-for-word)

Homer (to Bart and Lisa): Don't you know we live in a society of laws. Do you think I took you to see Police Academy for fun. Well I didn't hear anyone laughing, did you!?!

Homer: When Marge joined the Police Academy I thought it was going to be fun and zany like that movie.... Spaceballs. Instead it was dark and disturbing like that movie, Police Academy.

Or on th emovie Speed...

Homer: I saw this movie about a bus that had to SPEED around a city, keeping its SPEED over fifty, and if its SPEED dropped, it would explode! I think it was called "The Bus That Couldn't Slow Down."
 
and a troy mcclure one also from the same ep :D

Troy: "And now I'd like to introduce the man who will put the "you" in "impr-you-vement"...Brad Goodman!"
 
Another cracking line.

Admit it (if you're a straight man), you'd watch 'foxy boxing' (actually I think he says 'foxy boxy') whatever it is:D
 
Homer is in Apu's store trying to sneak some things onto the top of a donut.
Apu : "A Jolly Rancher is NOT a sprinkle, sir. A Gummy Bear is not a sprinkle"
Homer : "It was like that when I got here, it really was !"
I love the way Homer says that line ! :D


In an earlier episode, Homer is hanging out at a bar for airline pilots, when someone bursts through the door and says
"Who wants to go to The Windy City"
All the pilots jump up excitedly.
"It's a bit windy !"
The pilots sit down again quietly ! :D
 
From the same episode.....

Bart and Lisa are pestering Mary....sorry, Cherie Bobbins to sing for them....

"I've been singing songs for you all day, I'm not a bloody jukebox" :D
 
From Das Bus, one of my favourite episodes:

Skinner:
Are you children going to stop arguing and quarrelling and behave like the real UN?

Homer (reading a book on internet businesses):
'Ahhh, so they have the internet on computers now!'

Narrator:
And in the end they children were rescued by oh, let's say Moe. :D

From the Trouble with Trillions:

Burns:
Would you permit us to live in your socialist paradise?

Castro:
You're talkin' about Cuba?
 
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