I hadn't even thought of the "Columbo" thing with picking up the signature on the vinyl sheet . . . cool beans, Jim!!
The other thing no one thinks about is that there's more to security than "not being able to get in using buttons or graffiti."
Unless you lock out the serial port and ENCRYPT the information, you're wasting your time.
I have a database in MobileDB4 that has private stuff ("had" -- it's been deleted!!) . . I needed a password to "unlock it."
Well TealMover now has a hex editor and view screens . . . just for laughs I brought that bad boy up . . . and read everything perfectly. Not "locked" at all!!
I would recommend TealLock: LOCKS OUT the serial port, 128 bit blowfish or quick XOR or RC4 (your choice), automatic locking based on time, power off, or on demand. After "x" amount of tries, it will EVAPORATE everything on there is you set it that way, and now erases TealLock files LAST to further increase security. It also has a boobytrap feature which will wipe the whole PDA if a certain code is entered. Make sure you know your code before setting these last 2 options (you're prompted about that when selecting them).
It will also encrypt files on the SD CARD if you wish. Now THAT IS PROTECTION. Skip the "touch here on the photograph" type apps and the ones described above. They're simply not "real" security -- they're gimmicks.