Shut the fuck up.

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icrashalot

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I work at a pizza joint. It's summer. As we all know, it's hot in the summer.
If one more waste-of-fucking-space comes in and says "sure is hot in here,"
I may have to murder him. Or when they're leaving, "try 'en stay cool!" Shut the fuck up. People who come from the pool down the block should be sent to the fucking gas chamber. "You boys need a dip in the pool!" Really? I'll kill you.
Why would you bother to tell someone who's standing next to an oven the size of a Buick how hot it is? I wonder what the defining line between murder and manslaughter is here?
 
Man that sucks. I think you should kill those faggots slowly. Think of something creative like sending them down a slide lined with razorblades into a vat of lemonjuice or something. Just fucking kill them slowly and painfully. :sword:
 
If you work in a pizza shop why don't you just jack off on thier fuckin pizza? "It's our new glaze and, yes, Jim it sure is hot in here *smile*!"
 
can't you make a game out of it somehow? i'd add some shock value to my responses to make it fun.

..."sure is hot in here"
"sure is, wanna get me some ice cream from down the block to cool me off good lookin'?" (applicable to guy or gurl)

..."try en stay cool"
"will do, i jump in the pool during my breaks to pee, cools me right off."
 
Yeah, I definitely understand the strong sudden urge to kill those people. Especially when it's a beautiful day outside and you're stuck inside working. Then the customer comments on how beautiful it is and says how it's a shame you have to be inside working. I thought at first that they were just trying to be sympathetic, but now I think they do it on purpose just to get to you. Damn people.
 
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