should we eat seagulls for lunch instead of chickens? they are everywhere....

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kew

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...except on the barbie?
can we just kill em. flying rats are what they are. but simmered gently with a carrot and herbs might be ok?
i asked the question because the bloody things keep crapping on my car.
couldnt macdonalds do a seagull burger? with side salad ? and high fat bread? come on folks. there must be a use for the bloody things.
 
I'm all in favour of eating seaweed and stinging nettles first with a side portion of rocky oysters. Seagulls have no taste to them not even lea and perrins make them edible.
Edit they do have a use they keep thousands of monument/window cleaners in jobs.
 
My office had a 'pet' seagull called George ( natch..we were comedy scousers after all )

Our office windows overlooked the Mersey and we had numerous Seagulls that used to sit on the window ledges. George however was an assertive Seagull.

He would tap on the window begging for food. This went on for years and he was fed regular amounts of nice 'n' spicey Nik Naks.

Then one day something terrible happened...

Haz was all on her own and George came a'tappin. I had on my person butties brought from home..Cheese and Branston pickle.

Seagull + Branston = erm..............

No more George :(
 
Humans eat just about everything edible on this planet. Who could look at a lobster and assume that eating it would be worth while? We don't though, eat seagulls. Based upon nothing but my intuition, I am going to assume there is a reason why we don't.
 
MANY SEAGULLS ARE PROTECTED BY THE GOVERNMENT LOONIES. BEFORE WW1 AND WW2 MANY FOLKS SCALED THE CLIFFS AND TOOK SEAGULL EGGS HOME, MADE A GREAT TREAT, ALSO BROUGHT THE POPULATION OF SEAGULLS DOWN TOO. IF ONLY MORE AND MORE OF US DID THE SAME.........FREE FOOD FOR ALL! I BET THE PRICE OF EGGS IN THE SUPERMARKETS WOULD PLUMMET. WHAT?
 
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