Should I alert the media that I had sex with Obama?

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My name is Katlyn (Katie) Malvers. 10 years ago on June 8, I was in a hotel in the Riverlake hotel in Chicago. It was quite an uppedy hotel, and I've heard that alot of important people check in there. When I was walking outside to go meet a friend from an airport, i saw an attractive black man, which is Obama. Of course, I was naive and stupid and made eye-contact with him and led him on. I was childish. Stupid. Obama asked if I wanted to go into the hotel room. He said he couldn't resist me. I was a hot, blonde. To make a long story short, we had sex and he left and I never seen him again, and i'm stuck with his baby. She's about to turn 11 in March and she's been feeling down because she doesn't know who her dad is. I didn't want the kid. I tried giving her away several times, but it's complicated.

I gave Obama a call won day (I got his number from my neighbor's cousin's neightbor's sister's friend) and told him about the sitiation. He vaguely remembered me, but he cussed me out and called me trash.

Anyway, I'm thinking about going to the white house and telling him, or telling CNN or Glen Beck. What do you think I should do?
 
getting on a public site with such a story
even if true
is incredibly lame
why you don't you hire a publicist
or don't the swift boat political monkeys
have that kind of cash?
 
Do you realize the trouble you may be in for posting this childish thing? I forwarded to the president, i am sure you will want all the credit for it.
 
If he won't produce a real birth certificate to prove he was born in the U.S. I don't think Obama will give this situation his time of day. And rightly so, 99% chance this is fake.
 
Ah your back again, I,m surprised the Y A thought police let you post this ( they don't like when you besmirch "The Chosen One " ) Same advice as last time , Call Michelle and tell her your the one who gave Barry that nasty STD and you want to drop by and apologize and be friends . I'm sure she will forgive you and invite you to stay for dinner . Then you can go on the Letterman Show and tell all . Dave likes stories about little girls .
 
You know this is libel, and highly actionable, right? Then again, you might not be aware of this, since your spelling rivals that of a challenged third-grader. I'll spell it out for you:

This is a lie. You can be sued. I would stop writing this now and forever.

As for what I think you should do, I'd recommend repeated electroshock therapy.
 
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