Should being offended be a new olympic sport?

Arthur Always

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If wearing a gold medal offends you as being too material, we could substitute a vegetable-based medal for you to wear, recycled in a fair-trade co-op facility by a culturally sensitive and legal-age workforce.

Since guns have evil personalities, we could use a synthesized, pleasant tone to start the event that won't disturb the nesting habits of the local birds.

So who thinks they can be more offended than the American team? Maybe the Mid-East?
 
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