Shit that pisses me off...

[Chase H]

So you're mocking others, when in fact you're the one paying a bill that isn't even yours?

lol oh yeah I forgot, you're tired of this subject.

:thumbsdn:

 

[ApacheJack]

I'm not sure if that is a good thing or if it is a comment towards my terrifying ego.

Bow, peasants.

 

[miley fan]

Having the hiccups for hours on end.

 

[K3lly]

The rich making billions and me dollar-wise not amounting to dry shit.

 

[KJP]

Look at this way, dry shit can be easily picked up and transported where as wet shit is pretty messy.

That analogy holds more truth than one might initially think.

 

[Shinjza]

:yeahthat:

Jiraffe, I completly agree with your first post. I think i might just be meaner then you when it comes to non-english speaking b1ll collectors.

 

[MoparMaxivan]

Being woken up at 3 am because the child you're carrying first decides it's a PERFECT time to kick in every conceivable direction as hard as they can, followed by a two hour bout of hiccups.

 

[shortcake86]

When you are all into the Internets and writing stuff and then you suddenly and without warning have to pee so bad that you can't hardly stand up. Of course, it might just be the ten gallons of coffee I just slurped up like a fiend.

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[infraredcentipede]

Hey DG you ever had nerd rocket fuel?

You make espresso with flat mountain dew; it's not for those with heart problems.

 

[loop-a-doop]

Do you stir that with a pen?

 

[Sexy Bastard]

I was on this train once in Italy, and this guy was using his 3 year old daughter to beg for money. They where both dressed in expensive clothing, and his 'we have no food' like would have worked better if he wasn't 100lbs overweight.