Oh alright, Joanna Newsom isn't really ugly, I just really f*cking hate her goddammit. Her music f*cking sucks.
I'd refuse to have sex with her, I wouldn't want to risk getting her pregnant to produce oRABpring who will inherit her total lack of talent but also the desire to use that total lack of talent to make music that only someone with such a total lack of talent could be capable of making.
Anyway. Jane Birkin was a total hottie, back in the day of course. Certainly not now.