Sex sucks (never thought I'd ever say that)

[little_miss_sunshine_1234]

Let's call them Jake and Cindy. Jake and Cindy have been married for a couple years now. Young couple with two kids. I met them in college and they've been together since I introduced them to each other.

The other day we went out together like in the old days with a couple of other friends. Got real drunk. I couldnt drive the car home so I crashed at their place for the night.

They own a huge house and I slept in the basement. And then it happened. I felt her warm body slipping under the cold blankets. I recall her soft voice telling me she had been waiting for this opportunity for years and then I lost control of my own body. Shit happens. I was drunk, and I've been single for a couple of months. And she's beautiful. She sais not to worry: she can keep a secret. Hmm, well... ok....

But then she had to tell her husband, my best friend. The guy freaked out. For fuck's sake, she should have told me. For two weeks I've been pretending nothing ever happened.

She also gave me some of her microscopic little friends. Man, the FIRST TIME I dont use protection on a one night fuck, and I get gonorrhea.

Sex sucks. Well, when you're drunk, at least.

 

[Crzy-Chk-4-Evr]

Haha! Your best friend has gonorrhea!

 

[Krusty il clown]

Dude...That sucks! You scored with "Cindy". You screwed your best friends wife. You fucked over your best friend. You caught an STD. Your life is over. Can I offer you a beer? :thumbsup:

 

[engtuner01077]

That sucks. Horrendously.

 

[Raving Metalhead {RVD}]

Hah, that fucking sucks. Wasted with cock tasted = Shoud've masturbasted.

 

[Michelle =)]

LOL@GONORRHEA :haha:

Sorry...that was really harsh. But seriously dude...I know you said you've been single for a while, but first of all being drunk is no excuse to screw over a best friend, and neither is being desperate. You don't fuck with another person's girlfriend/wife...you just don't man.

 

[Greek Gamer]

Well he certainly learnt his lesson.

:rofl:

 

[lover22]

She happens to be my best friend too, wich makes it even more weird. When's the last time you didnt have sex for months, got REALLY drunk and had the finest beauty slip under your cold blankets telling you that she dreamt about you for years?

I swear to God, there was no turning back once she started sucking my dick.

I am a victim. She used me. She wasnt even drunk!

 

[HmgGuy]

How beautiful is she now? Ha ha.

Yeah dude, there is no way that a woman and a man can be nothing but friends when the other is in a relationship and one is desperately single. Sombody is gonna get their shit sucked... and end up with some way fucked up buisness like what you got.

 

[GCF pH3N0M3N0N]

I call BS.

But, dude....I dont care how drunk you are, thats fucked up. I would never sleep with my mans best friend, and if I did I hope he beats the fuck out of both of us.

I hope you got gonohrea, you deserve it. You knew that was your bf's wife when she snuck into bed and said "dont tell bla"

Excuses are retarded. You fucked up. Your friend has every right to never talk to you again.

 

[new FS1e buyer]

You fucked your best friends wife? Dood, you a fucking dirtbag. As far as the relationships between men go, thats pretty much the worst thing you could ever do.

 

[juliaaxo12]

You need to put this in the confessions. So, we can save this for years to come. :thumbsup:

 

[epic_times_nine]

I'm sorry, maybe it's a little misogynistic, but I'd be fucking pissed off at Cindy if I were you.

A) She initiated the event either knowing you were wasted, or wasted herself
B) She must know she has ghonnorea, and knowingly gave you the disease.

If you ask me, she's a whore.

 

[SK8 PUPPET]

Have you ever seen someone making fun of some drunk hobo in the street for a dollar?

 

[viky_khanna]

Are you kidding? DG gets the subjective view of that action every weekend.