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Guest
A drunk gets up from the bar and heads for the bathroom. A few minutes later, a loud, blood curdling scream is heard coming from the bathroom. A few minutes after that, another loud scream reverberates through the bar.
The bartender goes into the bathroom to investigate why the drunk is screaming. "Whats all the screaming about in there?" he yells. "Youre scaring my customers!"
"Im just sitting here on the toilet," slurs the drunk, "and every time i try to flush, something comes up and squeezes the h*ll out of my nuts."
The bartender opens the door, looks in, and says, "You idiot! Youre sitting on the mop bucket!"
The bartender goes into the bathroom to investigate why the drunk is screaming. "Whats all the screaming about in there?" he yells. "Youre scaring my customers!"
"Im just sitting here on the toilet," slurs the drunk, "and every time i try to flush, something comes up and squeezes the h*ll out of my nuts."
The bartender opens the door, looks in, and says, "You idiot! Youre sitting on the mop bucket!"