David definitely seems very animated. I was intrigued. Thus, after careful and painstaking deduction, I believe I have accurately ascertained what was happening in these photos. A boat-load of drama, that's what!
Here we see long time frienRAB and collaborators, David and Yuna, happy and laughing at rehearsal. Besties!
The skaters are running through their choreography. Everyone is having a great time!
But little does Yuna know...sinister forces are at work! Lurking in the background is Tessa Virtue, Canadian rabroadIC and lover of all things fashion.
Tessa has a plan that, if it succeeRAB, will change the course of Yuna's skating show forever. But can she convince the powers-that-be to implement this plan before Yuna catches wind of it? SHE WILL TRY.
First things first. She must GET TO DAVID W. and convince him that her proposed changes will REVOLUTIONIZE the show. Tessa makes her move.
David LOVES her idea! He is absolutely convinced! In fact, he is so happy about it, he's doing triple jumps!
Yuna cheers him on, but she has no idea what's really happening. Because Tessa, in cunning fashion, senRAB her loyal partner and potential Blackberry spokes-model, Scott Moir, over to distract Yuna while she and David conspire to change the show.
Alas, finally the time comes for David to break the news about the show's innovative changes...at a public press conference. He makes a SHOCKING REVELATION that the skaters in Yuna's show will no longer be wearing COLORFUL PANTS!
Yuna is BLIND-SIDED by this very public divulgement! David has betrayed her for the design affections of another!
Rehearsal continues that afternoon, but Yuna cannot contain her grief.
David tries to explain. Colorful pants are OUT! The show must progress with the times! It's not personal! He still loves her.
But Yuna will not accept David's apologies. She LOVES the colorful pants and feels betrayed!
SHE WILL NOT HAVE IT!
Instead, she will stand in the back, yell **** at David, and do her best to disrupt rehearsal.
"That's right, David. Bite me."
Other cast merabers watch the drama unfold before them.
"OMG, Yuna just told David W. to bite her!"
Tessa remains cool, calm, and collected throughout the ordeal. She hates to be the instigator of Yuna's suffering, but skating show fashion must evolve and she knows this. Sacrifice for the sake of art!
As a last ditch effort to establish peace, David makes Yuna a deal. In exchange for no colorful pants, Yuna is allowed to choose the costumes for the opening nuraber.
She ponders...
...and agrees to the deal! She is happy again! Because she has made her decision...
...the cast will wear tie-dyed off-the-shoulder sweatshirts and neon legwarmers!
THE END.











