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Ok... im faced with the ever sucking concept of education. Im a junior and of course i need to take care of the new freshmen. I chase the little shits down, and duct tape them to a tree. I get caught and get suspended for 3 days, on my 4th day of school! i know, i know, bullshit indeed... Whats the dumbest thing you've done and got reprimanded for? Share please...
 
It just sounds like you were stupid. Duct taping freshman? Im sorry what? I'm about to be a junior myself and I have no intention of using duct tape. I think Family Guy said it best "and if they give you lip beat them with a sack of oranges. It sends them the message and it doesn't leave bruises."

The stupidest thing I got reprimanded for was being a peer counseler. Unfortunately that was not a good community service for someone who gets angry when he is struck in the head with a shoe. I kicked the bastard who hit me once and for that I got suspended for 2 days and all my hours removed. If you hit a cop you get arrested but appearantly hitting a little kid is a better thing to do.
 
I don't see the point of upperclassmen harassing freshmen. I never have, and I probably never will.

I got sent to the office for rollerblading from a bench to the door inside the school. I was just sitting down on the bench for the convenience of putting on my roller blades, and the door was a whole 40 or 50 feet away. It was even an hour after school was out. Sheesh...
 
actually it's a couple of my friends. they didn't even fight. infact they kept reminding me about the friday to come. they're pretty cool kids. its funny becuase when it happened to me, i got chunks of hair ripped out and cuts on my arm from the duct tape. these kids got off light.
By the way, The Duct tape a tradition at my school.
 
Well I graduated from a small private school here in Georgia. Every year, when it gets close to graduation, the seniors sneak on campus in the middle of the night and spraypaint the buildings and shit, lol.

It's not allowed, and usually around those weeks at the end of the year they hire cops to patrol the areas to check for kids and cars. But they usually go to a kid's house that's literally right behind the woods and walk on campus from the back and go at it, hiding whenever they see spot-lights and all.

Well, when I was a sophmore I decided I wanted in on it too, hah. The day after I knew that the seniors were gonna do it, I showed up with a can of spray paint at school. I spray-painted my name and my other two friend's names on the cement walkway between 2 of the buildings, lol. I know, stupid >.> I was a stupid teen, yah.

Anyways, I didn't get caught, but since it was our names, the lady came and asked me. Of course I said no, but she didn't believe me. I told her she could look in my bag and locker for the paint, and so did my best friend. Well when she asked my other friend (one i didn't like too well) she said the same thing.

Little did she know that me and my best friend had hid the can of paint in her bookbag, hah. She got repremanded for it. We didn't know how bad it was til she called later on that night and said she had been suspended for 3 days. Ouch.

The next day I went to school and confessed to the principle because I felt bad for my other friend. He let me off with In-school suspension for a week for coming and admitting so my friend wouldn't be in trouble.

When I was a senior I got caught behind the gym smokin a joint. I thought my ass was grass (since this was a religious private school). But, luckily, the person that caught me was a really kick ass teacher. He just yelled "YALL PUT THAT SHIT OUT NOW !!! IT STINKS AND IT'S BAD FOR YAH!!!"

Needless to say after that, I straightened up long enough to graduate and leave the hell hole for good, heh. Sorry it's so long, I just wanted to explain in detail what all happened and share my stories. :)
 
Duct taping is for cretinous young frat boys that don't know how to fuck someone over.

I would find out their personal info, then go and fuck their sisters or kill their family pet.

That's a fucking initiation.
 
Stupidest thing i ever did at school, putting a virus on the network (by mistake), turning up to lessons drunk or stoned, that's about it. Fucked a best mate's sister aswell, strangely i get on better with him than i do her now...
 
Fuck yourself twice and die?

My friend had his computer named H4x0r because he usually leaches his neighbor's wireless internet. One day he brought his laptop in to school and was using the schools network when unbeknownst to him a virus on his laptop moved onto the schools network. The IT guys traced it to H4x0r and needless to say, he got in a lot of trouble. I laughed and laughed and laughed, then bought a bucket of ice cream which I proceeded to eat. Then I laughed some more. Finally my story is as pointless as sinamon's.
 
Sinamon was a bad, bad girl!


Look--school sucks. Deal with it.

And don't beat up the freshmen. C'mon man, thats just mean.

Its funny that in the 11 years I have been out of high school, kids still do and complain about the exact same shit.
 
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