THE KiNG OF POP
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Those people messing with you? Kill their parents, chop them up, make chili out of them, challenge those people to a chili making contest, eat their chili, then make them eat yours. Then say "I made you eat your parents, I made you eat your parents!"
Make sure they don't throw their pubes in your chili, though.
Actually, don't kill their parents. Just throw pubes in the chili that they eat, they're too stupid to do that to you. Killing is not cool!
Better yet, set them up with some diseased prostitutes acting as college girls, then let them catch herpes and tell the whole school about it. Make sure you get someone to videotape and photograph the whole thing. Then project it on the screen at an assembly or something.
Make sure they don't throw their pubes in your chili, though.
Actually, don't kill their parents. Just throw pubes in the chili that they eat, they're too stupid to do that to you. Killing is not cool!
Better yet, set them up with some diseased prostitutes acting as college girls, then let them catch herpes and tell the whole school about it. Make sure you get someone to videotape and photograph the whole thing. Then project it on the screen at an assembly or something.