School bites

[Catiee]

I just started school and all my teachers are fucking idiots. One thinks she is a drill sergeant, another pretends like he snuffs crack, and another (who i might add is the oldest teacher in the school) Thinks Barney is God in disguise. WTF?!?!?

 

[Rick Samuelson]

WTF is right. Are you sure you're not the one snorting crack?

 

[†Jonâ€]

Sorry to hear about your insignificant problems.
Maybe you should grow up and consider that your perspective is at fault.

 

[Natakid.]

What grade are you in?

 

[Leta]

Barney IS God, didn't you know that?
Listen to your peers!

 

[Oh Laura!]

I love you...
You love me..
barney gave me H.I.V....
With a great big purple dick, he shoved it in my ass...
Now I can't sit strait in class...

but I more prefer the story of when his cooling fan caught fire and he screamed profanities in front of the kids..

 

[I dont know!]

 

[bookman]

You can snort crack??

 

[amelia83]

snort, smoke, inject, eat, or even take as a suppository.

but it is true: coke is usually the variant which is snorted and crack is typically smoked.

 

[FrankB]

I think this appropriate for this thread.

 

[=) Cowgirlbby]

*sighs* I gotta start college on the 29th, and high school on the 6th.

 

[Meghan D]

Omfg Lol, thats funny as hell. May Barney dieLol

 

[Belladonna]

OMFGThat has got to be 1 of the funniest things eva

 

[Just Believe]

Physicals are the worst part for me but...thats some weird ass teachers you have.
(Btw ive also heard of people snorting it out other peoples asses)

 

[Rabid Fishie]

It does not matter what they look like or what their beleifs are it matters that they teach you what you are suppose to be teached. I wonder how he is going to act in the real world? Get real and get a life.