Say no to Snoop

Anyone heard his new song 'Sensual Seduction?'.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lmQT4_DWXeg

Do any of the board ladies actually like any of the contents of this song? I'm not sure if I'm just completely asexual, but listening to it makes me feel a bit queasy and watching the music video actually brings on a sensation of nausea. I think it's because even when just listening I can picture Snoop Dog's weasely little face bearing down on me :cry:. I wish he'd just go back to singing about hos and guns.
 
Defy said:
WTF... why is he actually singing?! Go back to your smoke blunts all day rap attitude, lol.
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Well see it's like this. He's grown up a lot since the days of wearing bling so heavy he needs 3 minders to carry it around after him like a train, shagging hos and fantasising about being brave and hard enough to actually shoot someone in cold blood instead of just singing about it. Now he's a lover not a fighter. Now, he spends at least 2 minutes on foreplay instead of just spending all his time getting sucked off in the back of a limo by a succession of hatchet-faced 'beauties' off their faces on the complementary Charlie. He's even found the 'clitoris' and the 'nipples' and even some places he thought were the stuff of legend. Basically, he's discovered delights 99.9% of the male population already knew about and damn it, he's going to sing it from the rooftops, the fucking bell end :angry:.
 
[adster]Rap is cRap[/adster] :happy:

There are only two things adster ever brought to this forum. That was one of them, the other was the "count to 10000" thread.
 
Squeamous said:
Anyone heard his new song 'Sensual Seduction?'.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lmQT4_DWXeg

Do any of the board ladies actually like any of the contents of this song? I'm not sure if I'm just completely asexual, but listening to it makes me feel a bit queasy and watching the music video actually brings on a sensation of nausea. I think it's because even when just listening I can picture Snoop Dog's weasely little face bearing down on me :cry:. I wish he'd just go back to singing about hos and guns.
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Seems like he's doing an RKelly impression. :pissingpaedo:
 
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