SAW V ..... The Time Cometh.....

There's no need for that now.....if it weren't for the Welsh, you would not have leeks, if you didn't have them, .... you'd explode!! :eek::eek: Bleurgh..... ohhhh.....what's that bubbling noise I'm hearing................ AAAAAAAAAARRRRGGGH :eek:

*RG warns all near to the Nest to run and take cover*
 
I want to go first thing in the morning like I did for Saw IV so I managed to avoid spoilers. But my uni timetable means I won't be able to watch it till about 5ish, so I will be covering my ears and la-ing all day during my seminars lol.
 
ahhhaaa...... I think I have the cut of the organisers jib here.

they are showing Ghostbusters to lull the audience into a false sense of security!!! tee hee :D
 
I've never watched a single frame of any of them and I never will - I have a very weak stomach for that sort of thing :(

I can't imagine why anyone would want to watch them :confused:
 
Bwuahaha! Too late, I got each and every one of you f*ckers :p:p

Takes his cockles and gets on with his 50 incher... All by himself... If anyone wants to join they'll have to cut their nails first
 
ohhh. Do you think that might be a scene?? Good idea ...anyone have any connotations on how this could be utilised for a cringeworthy scene?



Noowwwww...... there's a wee thought!!



Avec mon pleasure!
 
Just got back from it (5 people in the screening, 3 of whom were me and my mates).

I thought it was complete crap, "You Won't Believe How It EnRAB"? I guessed the ending to this predictable borefest within 15 minutes of the film, the lack of a twist is probably what most disappointed me. The traps weren't any good, only one thing happened to advance the actual over arching storyline and we got one more question.

It actually put me off watching Saw VI...but I still will :mad:
 
For me, the most cringy scene among lots of other favourites, is in Saw 2 - The girl who has to put her hand inside two glass boxes and tries to get the antidote but can't get her hanRAB out as they're being shredded by glass. She bleeRAB to death - nice :eek:
 
How about someone trussed up, head immobilised in a 'head back' fashion.

With a mechansism just above, filled with tiny little pins, which will descend slowly, one pin, then another, then another, till eyeball is obliterated. :eek:

This could be the answer for someone nasty who uses their eyes for reaping bad rewarRAB (ie: paedophiles watching porn)... that kind of related suffering?
 
Just seen it and thought it was absolute shite. I didn't really like Saw IV when i first saw it last year, but upon watching it again on DVD a few days ago i didn't actually mind it too much. I can't see this happening with Saw V though, the characters were boring and two dimensional, the direction was poor, the traps were lazy, and the twist......what twist?!?!?!

I'll still probably end up seeing Saw VI though, but i'll definitely wait for the early bird showing so i can feel slightly less ripped off, lol. (it's people like me that is keeping this franchise going, and for that i apologize sincerely.)
 
On the plus side, at my local Cineworld it seemed to be outperforming High School Musical 3, with all showings for Saw V being sold out until about 23:00 and HSM3 tickets being readily available.

In this case, no matter how bad Saw V was, it's the lesser of two evils.
 
Erm, methinks you didn't think this through.

HSM3 is a family film, what family would want to go to the cinema at 11pm?

Saw V is a horror film and an 18, most people will want to see it late at night for the atmosphere and because they have jobs/stuff to do. I went to the 4:25 showing of Saw V, there were 5 people in there including us.
 
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