Saw Miami Vice last night....... oh man....

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i saw it w/ a shitty ass sound system. the speech sounded all subdued.

why the fuck do theaters skip on sound equipment?

i want to be fucking engulfed in the blasting of those machine guns and sounds of those bitches moaning.
 
o, and i want to see that new movie w/ scarlett johannson as a side character.

not because of the movie itself, but just b/c my bitch is in it
 
this is a sack of shit movie. Plot was bad. Dubbing was bad. Cinematography was bad! The fire-fight towards the end was very very messy.

The only good part of the movie was that girl shooting that tattoo'd redneck while holding jamie foxx's wife hostage.
 
The drug smuggling elements were creative and a lot more insightful than other drug movies tend to be.

As far as the Ferrari. It was ridiculous but it was one of those unrealistic things that are thrown in for show rather than portraying an element of reality. This wasn't one of those movies and I didn't expect it to be, which is why I can't even critique all of the unprofessional and vigilante police work.

They have two Vice cops that suddenly get thrown in the mix as international FBI agents involved in mega drug smuggling, get tossed into the middle of South America based on the word of some small time snitch drug dealer and suddenly someone who's portrayed as a modern day Pablo Escobar trusts 2 Americans who no one knows with an assload of drugs. Somewhere along the line Collin Farrell who's character is completely empty falls in love with the bosses mistress who after a night of sex is ready to give him part of this business. Never mind the way it came about, "hey, we're in the middle of god knows where, let me buy you a drink", "ok sure! I know a good place, it's in Cuba, i just met you but lets hop in your speedboat and go on and fall in love by tomorrow!"... remember their conversation? "Probability is like gravity..." with that puzzled look on his face.. what the fuck was that?

bottom line, they tried too hard and fell way short of the hype.
 
ok so the movie didn't have all the best lines and was a bit convoluted, and yes, you do expect more from mista mann... the deal with me was i didn't know anything about this movie at all-- didn't watch previews, shit i didn't know who was even in the movie.

no expectations = coming out of a movie feeling good.

plus i didn't pay
 
errr

i thought this was one of the best action movies i've seen in a long time.

on the level of heat & ronin.

The ending was fucking perfect. No spoonfeeding at all.

awesome movie.
 
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