RUMOR: Slurm Coming to a Convenience Store Near You.

How is this even going to happen? I mean, Slurm... what does it taste like? Do they have to consult the writers? Is there some sort of test to see what they can make taste like slug excrement? (same thing I wonder about those Harry Potter Jelly Beans. Who's out there tasting Earthworms?) This isn't like renaming Slurpees "Squishies" for a few months. This is a big step. It's going to be a lot of trial and error to make a soft drink that tastes like nothing anyone has had before that's going to taste good.

The most I can think of this going is those little generic juice cans they stamp with cartoon characters (like Mario, Invaider Zim, and Simpsons style Duff cans). But if this takes off, and they really make it happen, I'll be amazed.

Now if only we can get Powdered Toast and Drama flakes to get made....
 
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They are just going to take any flavor they think of next and make a soda/energy drink out of it and use the license to cash in.
 
SO? Honey comes out of a Bee's Behind! Milk comes out of a Cow's behind! Ever try toothpaste? You don't wanna know where that comes from.




I guess I'm over thinking it, and it might just be a Coke knock off, or something akin to "Surge" (remember that stuff?). But I think we really have the potential to make something quite interresting here.
 
I would say where Milk really comes from though I'd be banned before I can say it first.

Slurm...... That idea is BRILLIANT!!!!!!!!! I actually may want to get that when it comes out even though it comes out of slug. :shrug:
 
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