Ron Paul has an iPhone and a 350z

[Kunmui]

Which is why he was able to punch a Tyrannasaurus Rex out COLD.

Which is why he builds bombs while drunk and blindfolded and then defuses them while high, in the dark.

Which is why he is a successful world-class championship bass fisherman who doesn't need a hook.

Which is why he has the money to purchase the Free Masons and charge the public, which is why they are now just "Masons."

 

[L.Mac]

hi

 

[inraged2002]

fucking FAIL

 

[Sweetheart6262]

gay

please don't start that whole chuck norris shit with this Ron Paul fuck

 

[pianojazz man]

Nah, he's just going to be president.

 

[Kunmui]

You really need to be careful how you talk about me on the forum, I don't appreciate it. Tone down the disrespect, I don't know where you're from but where I'm from, we don't tolerate that. Don't even reply to this, just keep your mouth shut. Consider yourself warned.

 

[Twinkling Too]

[No message]

 

[XxMaThIaSxX]

He has a point.

 

[Jbjb]

Ron Paul once gigged a prehistoric flounder with tusks that managed to feed an entire middle class neighborhood.

 

[angelwithhorns2894]

~tee hee~

 

[Nadda]

Ron Paul has counted to infinity. Twice.

 

[Tawanda]

I can't wait for President Paul to tear down the Lincoln Memorial

 

[Yuu dont know(:]

no

 

[favoritexcolor]

at first I was like:
and then I was like:
And now I'm all like: