how many 1x1 bricks will it take to complete a building that is 20 feet long and 20 feet high?
-Impossible without all dimensions.
what goes in hard and comes out soft and mushy?
-Ice in a blender
There is a pink single story house and everything in it is pink. The doors are pink, the windows are pink and the TV is pink. What color are the stairs?
-Pink?
A plane crashed and every single person on board this flight were killed, yet, there were survivors. Explain how?
-The people who never boarded the plane
-People who may have ejected, or parachuted
A bus driver was heading down a street in Colorado. He went right past a stop sign without stopping, he turned left where there was a "no left turn" sign, and he went the wrong way on a one-way street. Then he went on the left side of the road past a cop car. Still - he didn't break any traffic laws. Why not?
-Maybe he was in driving training
Why was the cat thrown out of the card game?
-???
What can run but never walks, has a mouth but never talks, has a head but never weeps, has a bed but never sleeps?
-Bugs?
If you counted 20 houses going to school, and then 20 houses on the left, going home, how many houses have you counted?
-The same 20 on the left you passed before, except this time on the right.
A boy was at a carnival and went to a booth where a man said to the boy, "If I write your exact weight on this piece of paper then you have to give me $50, but if I cannot, I will pay you $50." The boy looked around and saw no scale so he agrees, thinking no matter what the carny writes he'll just say he weighs more or less. In the end the boy ended up paying the man $50. How did the man win the bet?
-Well, he made a lucky guess, or had a hidden scale in the floor
What is a sleeping bull called?
-I give up.
-Impossible without all dimensions.
what goes in hard and comes out soft and mushy?
-Ice in a blender
There is a pink single story house and everything in it is pink. The doors are pink, the windows are pink and the TV is pink. What color are the stairs?
-Pink?
A plane crashed and every single person on board this flight were killed, yet, there were survivors. Explain how?
-The people who never boarded the plane
-People who may have ejected, or parachuted
A bus driver was heading down a street in Colorado. He went right past a stop sign without stopping, he turned left where there was a "no left turn" sign, and he went the wrong way on a one-way street. Then he went on the left side of the road past a cop car. Still - he didn't break any traffic laws. Why not?
-Maybe he was in driving training
Why was the cat thrown out of the card game?
-???
What can run but never walks, has a mouth but never talks, has a head but never weeps, has a bed but never sleeps?
-Bugs?
If you counted 20 houses going to school, and then 20 houses on the left, going home, how many houses have you counted?
-The same 20 on the left you passed before, except this time on the right.
A boy was at a carnival and went to a booth where a man said to the boy, "If I write your exact weight on this piece of paper then you have to give me $50, but if I cannot, I will pay you $50." The boy looked around and saw no scale so he agrees, thinking no matter what the carny writes he'll just say he weighs more or less. In the end the boy ended up paying the man $50. How did the man win the bet?
-Well, he made a lucky guess, or had a hidden scale in the floor
What is a sleeping bull called?
-I give up.