Riddle: If you saw a man wearing a red hat, with blue socks and carrying a

[Lyrdl]

canary in a cage...? ...and he said to you 'My canary has one hundred feathers, all of which are yellow. It has two eyes, although it can only see out of one, and it has never flown before.' What is the polite and decent thing to say to that?

 

[riama sarethe]

"are you talking to me"?

 

[Xcalib3r]

my polite and decent answer would be:

"Wow, really? That must be a really special canary. What other unique things does it have?"

 

[animal lover]

omg i dont know thats hard can you tell us the answer

 

[NothinButCookieDough]

" That's cool. What about the severed head in your other hand?"

 

[kanaka808]

I love your red hat and blue socks! And your canary is dead!

 

[kanaka808]

I love your red hat and blue socks! And your canary is dead!

 

[Kowalski]

I don't talk to strangers. Go away, or I'll call the police.