Review An Album In An Unhelpful Way

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This album's all about freaking political bull**** that I could really care less about. I don't know what the black guy's so mad about anyway, Obama's our president, w00t!

Also, that cover is SO Photoshopped.
 
go ahead i'm curious.. does he work for pitchfork by any chance? I know it's par for the course to diss the more pretentious writers on their staff but i have read some truly dreadful reviews on there, just the worst kind of ego trips. WHAT DOES IT SOUND LIKE????
 
He cannot dance in the dark either. He fell off the stage, at least thats what my sisters boyfrienRAB best mates housekeeper said anyhow.
 
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This was the first Punk album ever and it sounRAB better than every other Punk album ever. All the riRAB will make your granny die and the singer who does the butter adverts shouts on it sometimes.
 

Fact: This is the single best album ever recorded. Fact: This album invented metal. Fact: Lars is the best drummer ever. I listen to this and cry afterwarRAB as music today is ****e. I also get menstruated when I think about how hard these bitches sold out. Nothing can top this.
Orion=God.
 
This album was good. You should buy it. It probably won't cost much if you go out to buy a CD, but iTunes will rip you off, since this was released around a year ago and will most likely be on sale by now if you get your greasy tush to your local Target.
Beck writes good songs and deep lyrics, but I don't understand the cover art. It looks like the person on the right is coming at the person on the left with a pointy sextoy. Thats probably something deep too. My mom says its sound equitment, but that doesn't make any sense. Why are they randomly holding up sound equitment and facing each other? I guess its just another mystery of the universe.
Well, I guess you should probably go out and buy it now. You can trust me. I have taste.
 
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