Revenge tactics, anybody?

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guessgizmo

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Hokay, so. There's this girl that I hate, right? She was totally bitchxcore to me this year, so I've decided, "hey, it's the end of the year, three days left of school, I could have some fun with this."
I've devised some evil plots this weekend... Like this one...Since she's scared of using tampons, I was considering buying a box of them, tying them together in a huge string of tampons... tying them to the end of her car, and shoving the rest under it, so that when she pulls out and drives away, she'd have a tampon trail on the way home... and then maybe i could stick some super absorbancy huge-ass pads on the side of her car...
I need some more fun ideas...anybody willing to share?
 
no, tie the tampons and stick them in the tailpipe of her car. I don't think it works, but it's damn funny. thank you beverly hills cop...:thumbsup:
 
Make sure you put red marker all over the tampons. Works like a fucking miracle. My friend took a random tissue, covered it with red marker, and left it in the health class desk.

They not only DESTROYED the desk, but the guy would have been exspelled. Luckily, nobody ever said it was him, nor was there any indication that it was him.

The more you leave to the imagination, the more safety measures and fear you create :cool:
 
On a hot day put bologna on her car. It eats off the paint, stink bombs broken in a purse tend to stay for a long time, food coloring in water guns put a little sugar in too, frozen paintballs, eggs, or you could always sleep with her boyfriend.
 
Or ketchup on the pad.
That works too.

Go bleach her lawn.
Key her car.
TP her house.
Shit on her porch.
But a live mouse and put it in her pants.
Put a raw egg on her seat before she sits down.
Pop a fartbomb in her back or locker.
Pants the bitch.
Trip her when she's walking down the stairs.
Splice her face onto porn and send it to every college she applied to.
Bitchslap her.
... in class.
Buy a dildo and superglue it to her locker. Or her face.
Get some random person she doesn't know to kick her ass.
Tell her she's fat.
... and ugly.
And get guys to agree.
Pay a bum to ask her how much she charges per hour.
Pay a bum to kill her.
Get black spray paint and color her.
... and light her on fire.
Baptise her when she's taking a shit.
... with tabasco sauce.
Give her a wedgie.
5 of them.

Bah, point is...
That tampon thing is really lame.
 
You realize she made a topic on procrastinating, right? My guess is that she's aiming for a low work way to freak someone out.
 
easy, stick some glue in her shoes before she puts them on in the locker room, the glue will dry and her sock will get stuck, or, put clam chowder in her backpack... get a fake severed hand and wedge it somewhere like with the finger stuck in the car door... i like the idea of gluing a dildo to her locker though, that would be so funny, or, put a dildo in her backpack, where everyone can see it!!
 
Her face. Glue it to the bitches face.
Make sure you get the eyebrows.

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Haha...wow, balogna does that? That's insane. I might just have to try that.
Hopefully she doesn't park in the senior parking lot again, especially since we're not supposed to do that. But hmm... Everybody has a bajillion great ideas. If I had the money, I'd totally do the dildo thing. *hyper* I need to buy things!
 
Call her (from a payphone) and make weird noises (or don't say anything)

Do it every fucking day.

She'll think she has a stalker, and freak out.

A friend did this to me for like a week, and I was not really scared but a bit freaked out. It should have a bigger effect on a girl though.
 
Wow. You guys suck at revenge. Get creative!

Here goes:

Got her mailing address? Get an airtight tupperware jar. Find some roadkill, and shovel it into the container and close it. Leave it in there for a week. UPS it to her afterward. Alternately, you could go the cheap way and mail her a smashed turd wrapped inside a paper.

RageAgainst's phone idea would work better if you did it for a week straight, then stopped for a week, and resumed again the week later.

Can you get your hands on some really disgusting pornography magazines? Make labels with her name and address on them, then mail them to her.

Call your city's V.D. hotline (from a payphone, of course) and say you found that you caught syphilis before you had sex with her. Explain that you're too ashamed to contact the victim yourself, but you think someone should tell her she's infected.
 
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