Rebirth of the Rebellion - Code Geass R2 Talkback (SPOILERS)

Code Geass Episode 12 Parody
Because you can't ever jump the shark fast enough


GENERIC NARRATOR: And now we return to the next episode of Code Geass, already in progress!

SAYAKO: ...and that's what happened.
LELOUCH: No. Ooooooh, no. No, no, no. You're not doing this to me.
SAYAKO: What?
LELOUCH: Look, I just had two fantastic episodes. China's my ally, I got a new mech, I blew up lots of robots, I treated Tamaki like dirt again--why, just a few hours ago, C.C. was refuting my logic in her underwear! This plot is going someplace, and I refuse to let my neglected personal relationships get in the way!
SAYAKO: Wait. So you had time to be involved in a C.C. fanservice scene, but you don't have time to find a way to rescue Kallen or to fix the frienRABhip I needlessly complicated? That's awful!
Villetta: That's awful!
Rolo: That's awful!
AUDIENCE: That's awful!
PERVERTED FANBOYS: THAT'S FANTASTIC!
LELOUCH: SILENCE! This episode will have war and character development and political intrigue, and we're going to make this the anime of the decade! We have to commence my next brilliant strategy before it's too--

GENERIC NARRATOR: TODAY, ON CODE GEASS! THE ATTACK OF THE FANGIRL HORDE!

LELOUCH: .......................................I hate you all.

****THEME SONG****

Somewhere in China

OUGI: Bad news, everybody. They're keeping us out of this episode.
*The Black Knights groan*
XING-KE: Not me! I get a meaningless cameo!
OUGI: Well, woohoo for you.
TODOH: You know, I'm so great that I could've been in Gundam 00 instead, but--
OUGI: Hey, me too!
KAGUYA: And me!
TODOH: ...no. No, you really couldn't have been.
OUGI: *sigh*...yeah, we know.

Ashford Academy

SAYAKO: As you can see, I've set you up on dates with every available girl in the school that has a brain. Allegedly.
LELOUCH: My plans...my plans...my...brilliant...plans!
ROLO: My brother...going out with girls...leaving me alone!
VILLETTA: Are they sobbing? Oh lord, they're sobbing. Look, please don't do that in here.
SAYAKO: At 7 AM, you'll be eating a bento lunch.
LELOUCH: Lunch? For BREAKFAST? Blasphemy!
SAYAKO: At 9 AM, you have a date at the museum.
LELOUCH: I hate things that are older than I am!
SAYAKO: At 10:30, you'll be shopping at the mall. And you have to stay and give advice about everything she tries on, or she'll think you don't care.
LELOUCH: I don't care!
SAYAKO: That's terrible!
VILLETTA: That's terrible!
ROLO: That's terrible! Or...is it?
FEMALE FANS: THAT'S TERRIBLE!
MALE FANS: WE'RE BORED!
LELOUCH: It's torture. That's what this is. You're trying to torture me.
SAYAKO: At noon, you have a date at the Aquarium. You'll drive there with your giant robot. Women love a man with hardware.
LELOUCH: Strange girls and military secrets don't mix!
SAYAKO: Oh, fine...at 3 PM, you'll sign a trade agreement at Shanghai.
LELOUCH: Rebellion business! Now that's more like it--
SAYAKO: You only have 47 minutes to spend on your life's work until you're due back for another date.
LELOUCH: AUUUUUUUUGH!

Hours Later

LELOUCH: I'm late! I guess I'll move on to the next date with a complete stranger and make Shirley even more angry with me by standing her up. Yes, that's obviously the best possible course of action.
ANYA: LeLouch.
LELOUCH: Gah! The quiet Loli!
ANYA: Camera. Picture. You?
LELOUCH: That is definitely...not me right now. If it were me, I wouldn't know me, and I'd ask who I was, and he'd tell myself "why, I don't know!" And then I'd ask myself, which would be him, what I do know, but that would be nothing, because I wouldn't know who I am.
ANYA: ................................................................................
LELOUCH: ............it isn't me.

FANGIRLS: LELOUCH! WE LOVE YOU!
LELOUCH: Fangirls! They're...everywhere!
FANGIRLS: Come on, we'll watch reruns of Inu-Yasha together! That show has such a great couple!
LELOUCH: No...NO!
FANGIRLS: We'll see the whole thing, from beginning to end, without interruption!
LELOUCH: DEAR LORD, NO! I must run away!
SHIRLEY: I AM A WOMAN SCORNED, AND OUTRAGED!
LELOUCH: ...oops. Uh, peace offering!
SHIRLEY: REJECTED!
LELOUCH: Dammit!
SHIRLEY: How dare you kiss me out of the blue even though I secretly love you but you don
 
Count me out of that one...I expected their final battle to last just a little longer, but I didn't expect that much. I didn't exactly grow fond of their character designs, and even Gino gets on my nerves with what tiny little development he has.

We could have seen a couple of KoRs early on engaging in corabat, or something like that, but little else unless the show was going to turn them into major antagonists, and that certainly wasn't the case.
 
C.C. has always been seen talking to her self and since episode 22 or 23 we've know she was taking to Lelouch's mom and not herself since C.C. says her name as she talks.



Lelouch is a pimp, hes got one loli and two cuties. And one cutie at shool as well (Sherly).

Its funny though, the three ladies of Zero.
 
Every Lancelot USB stick comes with special "100 reasons I hate Zero" screen saver software.

100. I'm jealous of the costume
99. Why don't I have a mask?
98. I hate people who are smarter than me
97. Scapegoats are great for stress management
96. He probably gets more girls
95. Forcing me to live, the fiend!
94. Kallen could totally be my girlfriend if she weren't a rebel
93. A million zeroes? Really? That's just not fair.
 
You have an excellent point. But as always, boobs get in the way.

Just so long as we aren't heading for...

"We made it to the Emperor's orbital battle station. Now, my Black Knights, we...will....SHOP!"
"Huh?!"
"Yes, at the handy shopping mall my father had built on this station. Come, Kallen and CC, it is imperative we find you attractive outfits"
"But, Zero-"
"Shut up, Ougi!"
 
O_o eh??
The Lulu love never went anywhere. It never even left.
I've always liked his character more than Suzaku's.

On that same note, I don't know how the hell they are going to pull off what was shown in the previews for the next week. Both of them being the same room, etc. etc. It's not like Lulu can pretend he's not Zero anymore while in front of Suzaku.
 
I LOVE the opening. I really love it.
Lulu's brother gives me a bad feeling. Let's not even get me started on CC. *loud groan*

I'm going to watch this again later so I'm sure I'll have more to say. But honestly I'm seriously enjoying this OP.
 
Im sorry if i dont beleave thinking someone is hot is "disrespectful towarRAB the opposite sex", which it isnt, thats ridiculous.

yeah, i might as well though it out there for future reference and admit i cant spell for crap, for the record, i know what the name of the blond prince guy (who cheats at chess) is, i just dont know how to spell it (or pronounce it), so i refer to him as "blond prince guy (who cheats at chess).
 
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