Really long contradicting joke?

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i dont know it but this might be similar

"One Fine Day in the Middle of the night"

One fine day in the middle of the night
Two dead boys got up to fight
Back to back they faced each other
Drew their swords and shot each other

One was blind and the other couldn't see
So they chose a dummy for a referee
A blind man went to see fair play
A dumb man went to shout "hooray!"

A paralyzed donkey passing by
Kicked the blind man in the eye
Knocked him through a 9 inch wall
Into a dry ditch and drowned them all

A deaf policeman heard the noise
And came to arrest the 2 dead boys
If you don't believe this story's true
Ask the blind man, he saw it, too!
 
One fine day in the middle of the night,
Two dead boys got up to fight,
Back to back they faced each other,
Drew their swords and shot each other,

One was blind and the other couldn't, see
So they chose a dummy for a referee.
A blind man went to see fair play,
A dumb man went to shout "hooray!"

A paralysed donkey, passing by,
Kicked the blind man in the eye,
Knocked him through a nine inch wall,
Into a dry ditch and drowned them all,

A deaf policeman heard the noise,
And came to arrest the two dead boys,
If you don't believe this story’s true,
Ask the blind man he saw it too!
 
My boyfriends dad told me a really funny joke but I can remember how it goes. It's really long and it contradicts itself ALOT. One of the lines I think is like "pull up a seat and sit on the floor"
does anyone know it?
 
I see said the blind man to his deaf daughter,
as they were sitting at opposite corners of a round table,
eating vinegar with a knife and fork
 
My dad used to tell one along the lines of "Ladies, jellybeans and baldheaded babies, I am standing before you and not after you to address you and not undress you. Admission is free and you pay at the door, bring your own seats and you can sit on the floor."
 
I see said the blind man to his deaf daughter,
as they were sitting at opposite corners of a round table,
eating vinegar with a knife and fork
 
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