really long confusing riddle.?

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Baxter G

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ok its dumb, but hey.
whats pink and fluffy?
whats blue and fluffy?
whats green, fuzzy, and will kill you if it hits you in the head?
whats big, white, and will also kill you when thrown from a tree?
whats big white, and blue, and will kill you from a tree?
why did the monkey fall out of the tree?
why did the chicken fall out of the tree?
how do you put an elephant in a fridge?
how do you put a giraffe in a fridge?
The lion is hosting a race for all the animals. all but three show up. what three don't show up?
your walking when you come to a river. it is too far to walk around, and a sign says "warning-carnivorous alligators" how do you get across?

now star the question. ill put the answers up the last day.
 
Pink fluff
Pink fluff holding its breath
A moldy coconut
A polar bear
A polar bear holding its breath
He was clapping for the polar bear that climbed into the tree
He was laughing at the monkey for falling
Open the door, put in the elephant
Open the door, take out the elephant, put in the giraffe
The monkey and the chicken (fell out of the tree), and the giraffe (in the refrigerator).
Just walk across, the alligators are at the race.
 
pink and fluffy? a puppy dyed pink
blue and fluffy? a puppy dyed blue
green fuzzy and deadly? a sledgehammer with green fuzz on it
big white and deadly? a large white rock
big white blue deadly? a large white and blue rock
monkey? because he was laughing at the dead person who got hit with a large blue and white rock
chicken? same as monkey
elephant? you open the door and put him in
giraffe? same as elephant
missing animals? giraffe and elephant are still in the fridge and wither the monkey or the chicken didn't stick their landing
river? you walk across the bridge
 
whats pink and fluffy? a pillow
whats blue and fluffy? cookie monster
whats green, fuzzy, and will kill you if it hits you in the head? oscar from sesame street!
whats big, white, and will also kill you when thrown from a tree? an x-box! ha ha
whats big white, and blue, and will kill you from a tree?a hunter with a white shirt and blue jeans!
why did the monkey fall out of the tree? he thought he was on the ground and ended up fallin 12 feet off the ground ha ha
why did the chicken fall out of the tree?he tried flying
how do you put an elephant in a fridge?get a bigger fridge or make him exercise to loose al that weight lol! XD
how do you put a giraffe in a fridge? burn a hole through the fridge!
The lion is hosting a race for all the animals. all but three show up. what three don't show up?umm a zebra, a deer, and a hippo
your walking when you come to a river. it is too far to walk around, and a sign says "warning-carnivorous alligators" how do you get across? grap a stick tap on the water wait till they appear and jump on there heads! lol
 
pink and fluffy?=elmo if he dyes his fur pink
blue and fluffy= cookie monste
green and fuzzy= the hulk with hair growing on him
polar bear
blue bird tied to the polar bear
it had no arms
becuz it climb up
you can't
have a 20 ft tall fridge
who knows?
ride a croc
i luv making up answers-it's easier then thinking
come on just vote for me!! i'm funniest!
 
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