Mr. and Mrs. Fix It
went up the hill
carrying a tube
of super glue,
Mr thought it a good idea
to fix the leaking Loo
Mrs though couldn't wait
and had an urgent call
twenty seconds later
she couldn't move at all
She called out loud and clear
so her husband and all could hear
"better call the fire brigade
to get me out of here"
The lads they came
but they didn't know
where to put their face
mrs fix it was there,
firmly stuck in place
"Right now lads
get the cutters"
the officer in charge, had said.
"we're going to be here a while
so don't be making plans
and when we come to lift her out
be careful were you put your hands"