No! No! Don't make me go back out there! I can't take it anymore!!
(You have to! They're all expecting you!)
No, please! Not another Rave Master! Not after last week!
(Stop sniveling and do your job! The Big Butt Bandits were only one-off villains! You won't see them again!)
Do you honestly expect me to watch another two episodes after THAT fiasco?!?
(But they're only doing ONE this week! And it'll just be the usual bad jokes and poorly written dialogue, same as always!)
But it was HORRIBLE! With the bad Edward G. Robinson impressions and the butt jokes and the butt wiggling...it made me want to blow my brains out! And that clearly WASN'T a stink borab, otherwise why would they set it up on the OUTSIDE of the train...it was all so STUPID...
SLAP! SLAP!
(I know, I know. Don't worry. They're not coming back. Just do the episode like you usually do. Don_East and the others will be there to back you up.)
*pant pant* I'm sorry. It's just...that was the WORST episode of any anime I'd ever seen in my life, it was just...painful...
(I know. It took a lot out of everybody. You'll never have to watch it again. Just calm down, take some deep breaths, and get out there and rip this dub a new one.)
Okay. I'm a little better now. I can do this.
(Good, good. Give 'em hell, Kitsch. Eye of the tiger.)