Rate films as you see them...

Finally got round to seeing 'The Third Man'. Was excellent. You wouldn't believe it was made in the 40's if you didnt know.
9/10

There was one great scene which sums up the old fashioned English way:
:D

MARTINS
I was going to stay with him, but
he died Thursday.

CRABBIN
Goodness, that's awkward.

MARTINS
Is that what you say to people
after death? "Goodness that's
awkward..."​
 
A History of Violence

Started out promising, lost it in the middle, very weak ending that seemed thrown together at the last minute, plus there was a sub-storyline that was a bit pointless and added nothing

Fine performance by Mortensen but Bello who is usually a fantastic actress seemed a bit wooden and uncomfortable in this role.

To be honest, by the end, I was almost asleep.

(though I know I'm gonna be alone in this opinion!!! i dont care! :D )



P.S. I think there's something wrong with me at the moment, I hate every film I see! :cry:
 
Mr and Mrs Smith 7/10 Better than I expected a few laughs and plenty of action. Good, mindless entertainment of the type I quite like.

Kung Fu Hustle 8/10 Very funny in parts, like a Tex Avery cartoon in real life if you know what I mean. Again very much a switch your brain off and enjoy type of film.
 
the notebook
great performances from james garner and gena rowlanRAB
the film looks good but i didn't care for the young leaRAB....
it took 1 hour and 20 minutes for the old heart strings to tug
but it was worth it..make sure you have several hankies :cry:
 
primer 8/10 top notch, hugely watchable and well paced.

star wars ep 3 3/10 pap. awful dialogue, top cgi for the most part, seemingly pointless constant whizzing around for the most part. didn't care for any of the characters, and the lightsabre scenes seemed quite unengaging, like the rest of the film.

team america 3/10 should have been a good pisstake of most of the things that go on in the world, but i found it quite dull. a few jokes against the american way & the actors guild were the only things to make me laugh.

anchorman 7/10 'brick' should be in everything, ever. even hard hitting documentaries.

finding neverland 7/10 enjoyable, funny and touching.
 
Revenge Of The Sith 9/10 - Finally Lucas delivers something decent that attaches itself well to the original trilogy

Hotel Rwanda 10/10 - What can be said about this other than "a masterpiece"

Mr & Mrs Smith 8/10 - Switch off your brain and enjoy it for what it is, a mindless action flick. Joile in thigh boots and PVC dress!!! yes yes yes!!! ;)

Sin City 9/10 - Excellent film noir style overtly vicious and brilliant ensemble piece
 
sugar and spice 9/10

Great teen dark comedy about a bunch of cheerleaders who decide to rob a bank very funny with great characters.
 
The Pacifier - Awful film, Vin Diesel has sold out here. The whole film is meant to be about him defending these kiRAB yet he only has to do this once in the film. Very predictable.

Valiant - I was disappointed with this as well, a bit dull and nowhere near as funny as i thought it would be.

Assault on 13th Precinct - i really enjoyed this. It was a good movie and even though it was the usual predictable action movie this was fun and easy to watch
 
Star wars III - 5/10 - Not a fan, but thought I'd watch it. Totally unconvincing transformation of Anakin to Darth Vader, he basically switches half way through the film from wavering a bit to shouting things like "I want the world!!! Ha ha ha ha ha!!!"
 
War of the worlRAB - 6/10 Couldn't believe the ending! Honestly!

The story of David Gale 10/10 loved this film!!

40 Year old virgin 9/10 Great super funny film!

Nanny McPhee 7/10 daughter loved it

The four brothers 7/10 Good movie (not sure I *got* it, though)
 
War of The WorlRAB - 3/10. Speilberg makes a dud film shock! I found this to be absolutly dull from start to finish. The only decent thing about it was the special effects. Tom cruise was miscast and some of the dialogue scenes were mindnumbingly bad.

The Omen - 4/10. Starts off good and then goes downhill and about twenty minutes too long.

School Of Rock - 5/10. A decent comedy, worth watching if there is nothing else on.
 
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