Random Limericks, heres mine. What Are Your Good ones?

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There once was a guy named Dan
Who went on a date with Ann
He felt up her shirt
Put his finger up her skirt
Then he realized this girl was a Man



There once was a man from Brighton
Who said to his girl, "You're a tight one"
She said, "Pardon my soul,
But you're in the wrong hole.
There's plenty of room in the right one."
 
Jack and Jill,
Went up the hill,
To fetch a pail of water,
God knows
What they did up there,
And came down with a daughter!!!!
 
There once was a young man named Simon,
Who thought 'bout becoming a pie-man,
He baked up some pies,
Then opened up his eyes,
Cos Simon the pie-man was rhyming.
 
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