R&P, do you find that you enjoy weird lyrics?

[My Friend Goo]

I just have a thing for songs with odd lyrics. For instance, Space (I Believe In) by Pixies.
"...and it occurred to me, as he drove away... d=r times t. Jefrey! With one F, Jefrey!..."
What are some of your favorite weird lyrics?

 

[Niandra]

yep. it's more interesting than the average love song or w/e.

"To finger paint is not a sin
I put my middle finger in
Your monthly blood is what I win
I'm in your house now let me spin"
purple stain - RHCP

 

[☮Beatles Maniac RIP MJ]

I love them

"I've got a mouse, and he hasn't got a house. I don't know why I call him Gerald. He's getting very old but he's a good mouse"
-Bike, Pink Floyd

"The Sun's not yellow, it's chicken"
-Tombstone Blues, Bob Dylan

"Sitting on a cornflake, waiting for the van to come"
-I Am the Walrus, The Beatles

 

[☮Beatles Maniac RIP MJ]

I love them

"I've got a mouse, and he hasn't got a house. I don't know why I call him Gerald. He's getting very old but he's a good mouse"
-Bike, Pink Floyd

"The Sun's not yellow, it's chicken"
-Tombstone Blues, Bob Dylan

"Sitting on a cornflake, waiting for the van to come"
-I Am the Walrus, The Beatles