My wife and I have been together for about a year now and I love her to death. However there was an incident that occurred recently and now I can't.. well.. reach an orgasm unless there is a pigeon (preferably a pigeon) or some kind of bird in the room.
Let me explain- I work at a pet store, graveyard shifts, very long hours, and no one comes in during the time's I work. So a few weeks ago, I decided to bring my TV and VCR to work along with a few playboy videos so I can.. well.. get through the night better. I'll be frank and honest. That's what I did and it's a key part because as I was masturbating, I realized I left the pigeon cage open and birds were flying everywhere. The sounds they made were so erotic and turned me on. I know it's creepy and weird but please listen- I climaxed at a scene in the playboy tape where there happened to be a pigeon in the screen (in the video). It felt so awesome I couldn't get over it.
Now when I am getting intimate with my wife, I feel I cannot climax unless there is a pigeon in sight. I bought my wife a stuffed animal pigeon as a gift but it was really for me to reach an orgasm but.. it didn't work. What should I do? Should I ask my wife to get some pigeons or birds? or should I just deal with it? I'm afraid this might turn into a problem.
Let me explain- I work at a pet store, graveyard shifts, very long hours, and no one comes in during the time's I work. So a few weeks ago, I decided to bring my TV and VCR to work along with a few playboy videos so I can.. well.. get through the night better. I'll be frank and honest. That's what I did and it's a key part because as I was masturbating, I realized I left the pigeon cage open and birds were flying everywhere. The sounds they made were so erotic and turned me on. I know it's creepy and weird but please listen- I climaxed at a scene in the playboy tape where there happened to be a pigeon in the screen (in the video). It felt so awesome I couldn't get over it.
Now when I am getting intimate with my wife, I feel I cannot climax unless there is a pigeon in sight. I bought my wife a stuffed animal pigeon as a gift but it was really for me to reach an orgasm but.. it didn't work. What should I do? Should I ask my wife to get some pigeons or birds? or should I just deal with it? I'm afraid this might turn into a problem.