Put the Toilet Seat Down!

Taylor<33

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Why do women take five minutes searching for the one who left it up rather than putting it down? Would you rather have an ass full of piss? If so I'll leave the fucking thing down for you.
 
I have to ask.

Do any of you have a toothbrush on the counter in a holder? Hair brush? Ever wonder why there is actually a lid on the toilet?

The reason I ask is when you flush the toilet it creates an aersol that sprays out in to the room. This lands on everything exposed, walls, counter, towel, toothbrush. And it's not just the water, it's anything in the toilet, poo, pee, hurl, etc.

Whatever is in the toilet with the seat and or lid up ends up on your stuff. Now, that's just nasty, poo on your toothbrush, towel. YUK!

In my house, the toilet seat isn't the only thing down, the lid gets closed too. No poo on my toothbrush (which is also in the medicine cabinet).

With both seat and lid down, everyone has to open and close something. Equal opportunity here.

All that said, my biggest pet peeve is women and public restrooms. Ladies, most of you are slobs in public. I know, I was a bartender for 20 years. Plus, I shop, go to sports events, etc.

Why if you are not going to sit on the seat do you not lift it? Why do you pee all over it? If your man peed all over the toilet seat at home, you'd be so far up his ass!

By the way, men in public are actually neater than at home. Weird huh?
 
I dont want to.
I dont have to.
You cant make me.
Your not the boss of me.
Quit ordering me around.
I'm a man and I'll piss where I want.









O.K.
 
I am so glad that I am not the only one in the world without poo poo on my toothbrush! :thumbsup:

Is it any wonder Honey, why everyone's breath smells like shit?
 
I think if it's a man's house, and the seat is already up when the girl goes to use it, it's just house rules to put it BACK UP!

I mean, that should be a given but no one really thinks of it.

LOLZ @ necroposting guys... AHH I DID IT TOO!
 
actually half the things men do the toilet seat needs to be down. I'd imagine on occasion even when there's no woman in the house....sometimes in the middle of the night or early morning, Bob is getting up cause he needs to poop. Apparently someone didn't put the seat down and he sits down. This of course ends up with his ass in the tank when he disctinctly remembered putting the seat down the last time he went. His wife must have put the seat up to be polite. How sweet!

Seriuosly, for guests' sake, for women's sake, and for the men's ass' sake, put the seat down!
 
I persoanlly always put the toilet seat down. Why? because most men can't fucking aim for shit and unless youve got en erection your not gunna be able to be sure than when you let fly, Piss isnt gunna shoot out the corner and or when it hits the bowl doesnt spray out and onto my walls/floor, Sitting down is much easier and cleaner, and im sure most guys here dont get on there fucking knees and clean down walls. Im sure as hell not gunna subject my wife to cleaning up my piss off the walls/floor and I sure as hell aint gunna clean up after some asshole whos been visiting who has just pissed On my floors/walls cause his aim is shit.

In my house we all sit, oh and as far as spray from flushing getting on toothbrushes and shit. Your mouth is the dirtiest place in the world , better to lick the bowl clean than cultivate your mouth germs and unless you wash the towel after everytime you shower/bath , youve got ass butter nad nerdlies and sweat all over ti anyway so thats a lame reason. Avert the war and shut the damm seat. or piss sitting down. Oh and btw women can write in the snow it just looks like spray art though mwahahahaha
 
Here's the only argument I have for the common gripe:

Women need the lid down to pee and shit (100%)
Men need the lid down to shit (50%)

So shouldn't the lid be down since 75% of the couple's toilet needs require it that way? Yes, I know that doesn't take into consideration that men pee much more often than shit, but the ratios are still pretty similar...

Lid down, Case Closed. :tongue:
 
Third person to bring up the 75% argument. :thumbsup:

Oh, and closing the lid makes a HUGE difference in the amount of germs spread during flushing. Yes, some do escape but it does greatly minimize it, but hey, if you don't mind the like over 70% more shit germs on your toothbrush, more power to you. :rolleyes:
 
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