Put the Toilet Seat Down!

If everyone makes an effort to lower BOTH the seat AND the lid after each trip then EVERYONE will exert the same amount of effort and we can all stop this asinine whining.

This is a very very old thread by the way.
 
i reckon toilet companies have had the technology for years to make the seat move up and down by sensing the gender of the person in the room, they just haven't released it yet because they like mocking us while all the employees have secret ones in their house. It makes them feel superior.

The bastards!
 
Man I hate it when the seat isn't lowered.

The only time I bitch and moan is when I fall into the water in the middle of the night half asleep and figure it's down.

My theory is:
Men -piss standing up, shit sitting down
Women- piss sitting down, shit sitting down

So since 3/4 of everything going down into the toilet is from sitting down men shouldn't be lazy and put the damn thing down since it only takes two seconds. Yes us women can put it down - but we already leave it down for you when its time to take a dump. ;)
 
This has been discussed before, I wish I could find the old thread. PR, I brought up that exact argument in that thread as well. I hear ya on that, but again, I propose we all practice closing the gaping mouth of the thing because it's icky and it's a good habit to develop anyway, especially closing it BEFORE you flush. Watch Mythbusters to find out why! :eek: :hurl:
 
Why would they do that DG? You know good and well that the Toilet Roll Fairy will take care of it. You know, she looks just like the Trash Can Liner Fairy and the Empty Milk/Soda Carton Fairy.

(Psst, if you need, I can send you my extra set of wings, I only need one anyway, the other set was a duplicate Mother's Day gift they were an accessory to the vacuum cleaner :rolleyes: ).
 
You know, there really isn't a rule against necro-posting as long as you have something new to bring or (as in this case) many people don't seem to mind.

Now, if he went and necroposted 2 or 3 more times, then someone should definitely say something. If he had started a thread just like this, he would have been bitched at for not searching around for something already done... :rolleyes:
 
Heh, i noticed how old it was AFTER I posted.


what, do you wander over to the toilet while the light is off? atleast a backwards swirlie will wake you up a little.
 
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