Josh Banerjee
New member
Ever go to a friend's house and think everything is fine until his wife/girlfriend/(in)significant other returns from the bathroom bitching about him leaving the seat up? Yeah, I thought so.
Except for some Nancy-boys out there, men piss standing up. It's one of those things that evolved with the human race. Women evolved with tits, we piss standing up.
Sometimes men don't put the seat down. It happens. Based on the nearly universal reaction we get from women, you'd think that because of this seemingly insignificant event the world had stopped turning and fire was raining down from the heavens. Chaos Theory and the Butterfly Effect at work! Call the President, you had to put the toilet seat down to take a piss.
Get over it. If it's easy for us to put the toilet seat down, it must be equally as easy for you to do so. Men and women are anatomically and physiologically similar enough that the muscles in my arms work just like yours. My fingers possess the manual dexterity requisite to grasping the toilet seat and lowering it without getting my hands wet, yours must be, too. My mental faculties are such that I can formulate the operation without having an aneurism, you must be equally as capable. Women can do everything as well as men, except write in the snow, right?
In other words, and I'll try to use small ones, quit bitching and do it yourself. :mfinger:
Except for some Nancy-boys out there, men piss standing up. It's one of those things that evolved with the human race. Women evolved with tits, we piss standing up.
Sometimes men don't put the seat down. It happens. Based on the nearly universal reaction we get from women, you'd think that because of this seemingly insignificant event the world had stopped turning and fire was raining down from the heavens. Chaos Theory and the Butterfly Effect at work! Call the President, you had to put the toilet seat down to take a piss.
Get over it. If it's easy for us to put the toilet seat down, it must be equally as easy for you to do so. Men and women are anatomically and physiologically similar enough that the muscles in my arms work just like yours. My fingers possess the manual dexterity requisite to grasping the toilet seat and lowering it without getting my hands wet, yours must be, too. My mental faculties are such that I can formulate the operation without having an aneurism, you must be equally as capable. Women can do everything as well as men, except write in the snow, right?
In other words, and I'll try to use small ones, quit bitching and do it yourself. :mfinger:
