pros and cons of your job

I'm a crew trainer at McDonalds. I used to like my job and then school started and lost all my hours. try going from 38 hours in one week to 6 hours a week and its their choice, so im finding a new job.

Pros:
Friendy environment
nice raises
good pay (for a 16 year old)
hott customers (guys with bods)

Cons:
MITs and Managers
hours
half the crew


I'm sure i could think of more but i cant right now im pissed with them
 
I'll post my old job...

Pros:

I worked with fucking amazing people (Like, almost every single one of them was one of the awesomest people I've ever met)

Got to fuck around 3/4 of the time (But hard, hard work when I actually had to do something)

Had a pretty cool boss (Didn't care that we played cards in the office)

Got to ride around in a golf cart all day

Cons:

Minimum wage

Job ended after 200 hours

Hmm... I think I'm going to take it again this summer... if I have the freakin' time.
 
Pros...
~I walk around with hand cuffs in my back pocket
~I get to yell at teenagers
~I get to read the criminal/psych files on fucked up individuals
~I get to tackle teens when they get outta line
~so far I have left alive and not seriously hurt after over a year

Cons...
~I have to listen as rapists, murderers, molestors....etc.. bitch about unfair treatment and how thier rights get violated while in placement...
~driving 30 minutes there..
~Whining
~having to listen to the therapists and psychologists tell me I need to be more understanding and empathetic... when... they see each kid for about an hour a week... and I work with them about 30 hours a week..
~I have been assaulted
~the lil fuckers have more rights as prisoners then I have as a gaurd...
~I have caught two males engaging in activities that turned my stomach....
~I have had shit thrown at me...
~I have to be nice when I try to explain why its wrong to have sex with dogs.. and that crayons aren't meant for your siblings orafices...
~I'm in a room with 10 lil bastards for 8 hours.. by myself..
~I have seen alot of "bad monkies" getting "punished"... one while reading the bible...
~I have explained why thinking about your lil brother while beating off isn't normal...
~$10.50 an hour...
~driving 30 minutes back home
 
Network Admin for a 15-bed hospital, and 6-provider clinic.
"If you find a job you like, you'll never have to work another day in your life."

Pros:
- The people I work with are dumb - job security.
- I like working on computers and helping people fix their problems.
- I get paid a crap load more than any 23-year-old should get paid.
- I get to learn a lot about new healthcare information technology.
- I get certified in stuff for free (MCSE, CCNA, etc)
- I only have to drive about 6 blocks to get to work in the morning.
- Sometimes stuff breaks down and people rely on me to fix it.

Cons:
- The people I work with are dumb - frustrating.
- I have to actually get out of bed and go to work like every other normal American...wtf!!?
- 98% of the people I work with are females over the age of 40....wtf...there are no hot chicks.
- Oh, there are no hot chicks.
- Sometimes stuff breaks down and people rely on me to fix it.

Oh btw...hi everyone, this will be my first post on wtf.com!
 
I am a web developer.

Pros
get to see porn all day
play yahoo pool
play a LAN game of ghost recon with chilianfuckface
listen to music
download music
do nothing
scratch my balls
go to lunch
get paid
play football outside the courtyard
look at more porn
download more porn
o and occasionally have to upload porn to the server

Cons
driving to work
driving to lunch
driving back home
dealing with boss
dealing with chilianfuckface
not enough money
listening to my boss cry he has no money, but he is going on a 3 week vacation to europe tomorrow and while he is there he is having his entire kitchen re-done at his house.


that should cover it.
 
I clean out public lavatories for cash. The up side is that I don't have to deal with people. The downside is that I leterally have to deal with shit.
 
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