Prison's or Army? jokes?

LoCo#33

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In Prison - You spend the majority of your time in cell

In Army - You spend most of your time in remote out post

In Prison - You get three meals a day

In Army - You only get a break for one meal

In Prison - You get time off for good behavior

In Army - You get reward for good behavior with more work

In Prison - You can play marriage (card game )

In Army - You get fired for playing marriage

In Prison - You spend most of your time wanting to get out

In Army - You spend most of your time wanting to get out and

visit a bar

In Prison - There are jailors who are often sadistic

In Army - They are called officers.
 
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